Tramp and Thief

I see you there

All that hair

Sitting in your very

Inappropriate white dress

When you received your star

Before your first movie comes out

But I know better

You are a tramp and thief

That cross around your neck

Must symbolize something

Besides your well-timed separation and

Running away with my stolen kid

Your publicity machine is in full swing

This movie is a sure fire success

With girls of both genders fawning

Over the mother of the boy-girl

And the idiotic gay midget

Can people even tell the difference?

It does not matter which way I point

At the walk of fame or the wall of shame

Thief, thief, tramp and thief

A real hit

And not so inappropriate 

For a time like this